ALVIN IS MADAFAKING SEXY.
Yes, I am Areesha. Not anybody else. I'm crazy and stuff. But yes, I'm Areesha. As you can see, my blog is damn dead. I'm just too lazy to blog and stuff because I'm Areesha. I was born lazy. You may also see that I'm in love with some guy who smiles a lot. Even I myself am not sure who that really is BUT I love him just the way he is. I also have no idea why I have two blogs. I know I'm weird. Everyone knows I'm weird. I'm like the weirdest person in Klang. In some parts of China, I am considered to be so weird that I'm actually normal. Because, you know, them china men are crazy as fruck.
As I am in a very good mood today, I would like to share a 5 secrets about myself:
1. I sometimes rub myself with butter and act like a sausage.
2. When I'm bored, I stuff carrots into my mouth and try to sing "Firework" by Katy Perry.
3. At 3p.m. every Saturday, you may realise that my phone will not be answered. This is because I set my phone on vibrate, sit on it, and act like I'm experiencing an earthquake.
4. Before I sleep, I look at a picture of Justin Bieber. Yes, I admit it, she's prettier than me.
5. My email address is come_in2me@live.com and I think it's one of the nicest email
addresses anyone has and ever will think of.
That's it for today.
Ps: This post is MADAFAKING SEXY.
